Federal Crime vs. the Wrath of a Pilot Wife

Interfering with a flight crew is a federal crime.  Did you know that?  Did you know that when you mess with a flight crew there is a pretty good chance that that crew has family waiting on them to come home, unharmed?  Yes.  So knock it off with trying to sneak dangerous crap onto a plane.  Stop shining lasers at airplanes....or you are going to not only have to face the FBI but also one pissed off pilot spouse.  I'm just sayin.'