I was so hungry I could have eaten a pizza out of the back of a truck...
Something I've noticed since finding myself "with alien," is that when I'm hungry, I am HUNGRY. Like if I don't eat RIGHT NOW, someone might lose a finger.
During my commute home from work recently, I was hungry. Borderline hangry. I already had a random craving for pizza when I got stopped at a train about 2 miles from home. A looooong train. And I was right behind a catering truck. With a picture of a pizza on the back of it. If that train would have been one car longer, I would have been knocking on the driver's window demanding some pizza from the back of his truck.
Don't worry. My rational side kept me safely buckled into my car and I made it home and took my h-anger out on my poor husband. Lucky him.